KCD - File 322

= Karibu Cult Documentation: File 322 =

Description:
The Siren is a self-proclaimed child of the goddess, with an incredible talent for singing and swearing in equal measure. While she claims the goddess is her father, it is unknown at the time who her mother is.

The goddess has in recent times acknowledged the Siren as her progeny, and has started engaging in common father – child activities, like discussing the vocaloid character Hatsune Miku or playing catch. Notable however, is the fact that both are clearly, biologically, female, and thus the mechanics of the Siren’s birth are currently unknown.

To safely engage with the Siren, it is recommended to wear appropriate protective equipment against mental attacks, level 2 sanity protection gear is generally advised. Furthermore, in case of angering the Siren, an offering of merchandising of either the Nier or Persona franchises should be provided as soon as possible.